4 posts tagged “vox”
The Britney Spears trainwreck continues. When she isn't eating, then throwing up, then eating, then throwing up, then drinking, then throwing up, then crying, then throwing up, she's flashing the only orfice on her body that can still carry a tune - albeit flat and off key. So what do the tabloids have to say about this new body part? Celebrity Ho Bag Magazine* raves about Britney Spears' vagina, calling it a sleezy but talented vegas lounge singer with a passion for tuna fish sandwiches!
In all seriousness, Britney Spears single-handedly keeps this blog in business. Without the lips, we don't get clicks! In this new set of photos, the Trailer Park Magazine* 2008 Mother of the Year flashes a vertical smile when stepping out of her new Chrysler Seabring.
*Note: Celebrity Ho Bag and Trailer Park Magazine are fictional :)
Here is the close up...
Proof that Britney Spears goes shopping for underwear at Walmart. I feel sorry for that car seat...
I stumbled across this little "Web" gem on Google today. Everyone loves to criticize Britney Spears photos, so I am jumping on the bandwagon. I simply can't understand why she keeps exposing her massive ham-hawks to the public. Britney, some words of wisdom:
Tip #1: Don't spread your legs for the camera, even if you are wearing a skimpy suit (which is an improvement over this memorable event)
Tip #2: Kankles aren't cool
Tip #3: Learn how to stretch properly!
And this one is a doosy as well! That is a tiny suit for a big woman...
Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo's blackmail photos reveal a moderately tame pageant queen (with the exception of spread-eagle splits and boob biting) who likes to surround herself with overweight, breast-groping/biting male friends.
That said, who doesn't love a girlfriend that lets you grab her tits and take photos of her speading her legs? Below are the best photos of the lot. Mind you, these are tame compared to the Miss Nevada Photos.
Vida Guerra probably never imagined that she would be famous as a swimsuit model who is noticed for her large derriere. She often encountered problems dealing with this particular part of body in her early age as she recalled, "I used to get teased all the time in grade school because I was this really skinny girl, but my butt was huge. I would always be in the principal's office because someone had grabbed my butt and made me cry." She may have thought her bottom was such an annoyance at that time, yet it has become a characteristic which has led her to reach fame and popularity to this day.
Recently, naked cell phone photos of Vida Guerra hit the internet. She claims that these photos were stolen. Either way, they are very graphic and show just about everything. Below are a few select shots - I left out the close ups because I think they are bogus...
And here are a few professional photos...
And a few from her Playboy shoot...
