4 posts tagged “celebrity”
The Britney Spears trainwreck continues. When she isn't eating, then throwing up, then eating, then throwing up, then drinking, then throwing up, then crying, then throwing up, she's flashing the only orfice on her body that can still carry a tune - albeit flat and off key. So what do the tabloids have to say about this new body part? Celebrity Ho Bag Magazine* raves about Britney Spears' vagina, calling it a sleezy but talented vegas lounge singer with a passion for tuna fish sandwiches!
In all seriousness, Britney Spears single-handedly keeps this blog in business. Without the lips, we don't get clicks! In this new set of photos, the Trailer Park Magazine* 2008 Mother of the Year flashes a vertical smile when stepping out of her new Chrysler Seabring.
*Note: Celebrity Ho Bag and Trailer Park Magazine are fictional :)
Here is the close up...
Proof that Britney Spears goes shopping for underwear at Walmart. I feel sorry for that car seat...
Another shot of Lindsay Lohan showing a little to much...
Vida Guerra probably never imagined that she would be famous as a swimsuit model who is noticed for her large derriere. She often encountered problems dealing with this particular part of body in her early age as she recalled, "I used to get teased all the time in grade school because I was this really skinny girl, but my butt was huge. I would always be in the principal's office because someone had grabbed my butt and made me cry." She may have thought her bottom was such an annoyance at that time, yet it has become a characteristic which has led her to reach fame and popularity to this day.
Recently, naked cell phone photos of Vida Guerra hit the internet. She claims that these photos were stolen. Either way, they are very graphic and show just about everything. Below are a few select shots - I left out the close ups because I think they are bogus...
And here are a few professional photos...
And a few from her Playboy shoot...
So everyone is yapping about the Jessica Alba New Years photos, so Celebrity blog did some sluething and was able to dig up not one, but two sets of photos detailing the Fantastic Four fantasy woman. The hot topic here is her well toned fanny, but Celebrity Blog, always the one to look between the lines, noticed some other interesting features:
1) She seems to know how to thow a football - uses the laces, steps forward - she's a keeper Cash!
2) It looks like she might have a tramp stamp (see football photo)
3) Her bathing suit never seems to dry out...
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Now for the best photos of the lot!
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