6 posts tagged “celebrity-photos.vox.com”
A new photo for the collection. At least Christina Aguilera has some class - she only shows it off through a tinted window!
When are these chicks going to learn?
My dear readers - it's been a while since my last post. However, Britney Spears is in the news again and she just got me all fired up to update this Vox blog.
So this photo is pretty gross - and that's not strawberry jam folks! Furthermore, this is not a Tampax advertisement. It appears that feminine hygiene is not one of her strong points. I have read rumors that this photo was released to the paparazzi to dispel rumors that the Harlot of all Starlets is again prego.
This trainwreck just gets worse and worse...
The Britney Spears trainwreck continues. When she isn't eating, then throwing up, then eating, then throwing up, then drinking, then throwing up, then crying, then throwing up, she's flashing the only orfice on her body that can still carry a tune - albeit flat and off key. So what do the tabloids have to say about this new body part? Celebrity Ho Bag Magazine* raves about Britney Spears' vagina, calling it a sleezy but talented vegas lounge singer with a passion for tuna fish sandwiches!
In all seriousness, Britney Spears single-handedly keeps this blog in business. Without the lips, we don't get clicks! In this new set of photos, the Trailer Park Magazine* 2008 Mother of the Year flashes a vertical smile when stepping out of her new Chrysler Seabring.
*Note: Celebrity Ho Bag and Trailer Park Magazine are fictional :)
Here is the close up...
Proof that Britney Spears goes shopping for underwear at Walmart. I feel sorry for that car seat...
Holy Smokes Batman, what an incredible f-ing year for celebrity slip up photos!
Last week, pics surfaced featuring Vanessa Hudgens, the young starlet from the hit show "High School Musical." The photos were supposedly intended for her boyfriend and fellow co-star, Zac Efron, but thanks to some hacker, they are now available for everyone to enjoy!
We do want to point out that before posting these photos, we had to check young Vanessa's age to make sure that these photos were kosher for our blog. Rest assured my dear readers, Vanessa is definitely of age and you are all free to witness the glory of her good ol' fashioned "throw-back" beaver. That's right folks, Ms. Hudgens puts the bush back into our bush-less society. You go girl!
Does anyone else hear the 70's porn music in the background? Bow, Chingy, Bow, Bow...
Thanks to NS4W.org for this photo (BTW - love the fact that they got a .org on their URL - a non-profit for celebrity photos. Beautiful!)
We also just read that there are supposedly more photos. If anyone has a link, let us know and we will post those as a follow up.
I stumbled across this little "Web" gem on Google today. Everyone loves to criticize Britney Spears photos, so I am jumping on the bandwagon. I simply can't understand why she keeps exposing her massive ham-hawks to the public. Britney, some words of wisdom:
Tip #1: Don't spread your legs for the camera, even if you are wearing a skimpy suit (which is an improvement over this memorable event)
Tip #2: Kankles aren't cool
Tip #3: Learn how to stretch properly!
And this one is a doosy as well! That is a tiny suit for a big woman...
Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo's blackmail photos reveal a moderately tame pageant queen (with the exception of spread-eagle splits and boob biting) who likes to surround herself with overweight, breast-groping/biting male friends.
That said, who doesn't love a girlfriend that lets you grab her tits and take photos of her speading her legs? Below are the best photos of the lot. Mind you, these are tame compared to the Miss Nevada Photos.
