3 posts tagged “celebrity blog”
A new photo for the collection. At least Christina Aguilera has some class - she only shows it off through a tinted window!
When are these chicks going to learn?
The Britney Spears trainwreck continues. When she isn't eating, then throwing up, then eating, then throwing up, then drinking, then throwing up, then crying, then throwing up, she's flashing the only orfice on her body that can still carry a tune - albeit flat and off key. So what do the tabloids have to say about this new body part? Celebrity Ho Bag Magazine* raves about Britney Spears' vagina, calling it a sleezy but talented vegas lounge singer with a passion for tuna fish sandwiches!
In all seriousness, Britney Spears single-handedly keeps this blog in business. Without the lips, we don't get clicks! In this new set of photos, the Trailer Park Magazine* 2008 Mother of the Year flashes a vertical smile when stepping out of her new Chrysler Seabring.
*Note: Celebrity Ho Bag and Trailer Park Magazine are fictional :)
Here is the close up...
Proof that Britney Spears goes shopping for underwear at Walmart. I feel sorry for that car seat...
Eva Longoria hit the Hollywood hills for a work out. I always find it funny when you see female celebrity work out pictures - they never sweat, they have tons make up on, and they always have massive glasses on their faces. Anyway, whatever Eva Longoria is doing seems to be working out pretty well. Best tush in Hollywood?
Err, not sure why she is peeking into someone's back yard - or is that her excuse for a stretch...
Tired after walking 100 feet...
Wow - now that is a thing of beauty. CLICK TO ENLARGE!
