5 posts tagged “britney spears”
My dear readers - it's been a while since my last post. However, Britney Spears is in the news again and she just got me all fired up to update this Vox blog.
So this photo is pretty gross - and that's not strawberry jam folks! Furthermore, this is not a Tampax advertisement. It appears that feminine hygiene is not one of her strong points. I have read rumors that this photo was released to the paparazzi to dispel rumors that the Harlot of all Starlets is again prego.
This trainwreck just gets worse and worse...
The Britney Spears trainwreck continues. When she isn't eating, then throwing up, then eating, then throwing up, then drinking, then throwing up, then crying, then throwing up, she's flashing the only orfice on her body that can still carry a tune - albeit flat and off key. So what do the tabloids have to say about this new body part? Celebrity Ho Bag Magazine* raves about Britney Spears' vagina, calling it a sleezy but talented vegas lounge singer with a passion for tuna fish sandwiches!
In all seriousness, Britney Spears single-handedly keeps this blog in business. Without the lips, we don't get clicks! In this new set of photos, the Trailer Park Magazine* 2008 Mother of the Year flashes a vertical smile when stepping out of her new Chrysler Seabring.
*Note: Celebrity Ho Bag and Trailer Park Magazine are fictional :)
Here is the close up...
Proof that Britney Spears goes shopping for underwear at Walmart. I feel sorry for that car seat...
I stumbled across this little "Web" gem on Google today. Everyone loves to criticize Britney Spears photos, so I am jumping on the bandwagon. I simply can't understand why she keeps exposing her massive ham-hawks to the public. Britney, some words of wisdom:
Tip #1: Don't spread your legs for the camera, even if you are wearing a skimpy suit (which is an improvement over this memorable event)
Tip #2: Kankles aren't cool
Tip #3: Learn how to stretch properly!
And this one is a doosy as well! That is a tiny suit for a big woman...
Yikes! Looks like two kids and a ton of drugs and hamburgers are finally catching up...
What's up Voxers!
Here is a selection of the now infamous Britney "crotch shot" pictures. I clearly grabbed these from other sites, but barfing stuff back onto the web into a different venue is what bloggers do best!
A few comments:
1) I now know what Borat meant when he referred to a vagina as a "Wizard Sleeve" - that joke is now hilarious to me.
2) I think there is a snail trail on Paris's leather front seat. Need to get that detailed!
3) I am not envious of Britney's child. Can you imagine what that poor kid is going to have to deal with in school? Yo mama's pussy lips so big, I wore them as a hat!
CLICK PHOTOS TO ENLARGE! I KNOW YOU WANT A CLOSER LOOK!
And a couple more!
Feel free to send requests. I will dig up anything that involves a celebrity making a fool out of himself/herself...
