3 posts tagged “britney spears fat ass”
The Britney Spears trainwreck continues. When she isn't eating, then throwing up, then eating, then throwing up, then drinking, then throwing up, then crying, then throwing up, she's flashing the only orfice on her body that can still carry a tune - albeit flat and off key. So what do the tabloids have to say about this new body part? Celebrity Ho Bag Magazine* raves about Britney Spears' vagina, calling it a sleezy but talented vegas lounge singer with a passion for tuna fish sandwiches!
In all seriousness, Britney Spears single-handedly keeps this blog in business. Without the lips, we don't get clicks! In this new set of photos, the Trailer Park Magazine* 2008 Mother of the Year flashes a vertical smile when stepping out of her new Chrysler Seabring.
*Note: Celebrity Ho Bag and Trailer Park Magazine are fictional :)
Here is the close up...
Proof that Britney Spears goes shopping for underwear at Walmart. I feel sorry for that car seat...
I stumbled across this little "Web" gem on Google today. Everyone loves to criticize Britney Spears photos, so I am jumping on the bandwagon. I simply can't understand why she keeps exposing her massive ham-hawks to the public. Britney, some words of wisdom:
Tip #1: Don't spread your legs for the camera, even if you are wearing a skimpy suit (which is an improvement over this memorable event)
Tip #2: Kankles aren't cool
Tip #3: Learn how to stretch properly!
And this one is a doosy as well! That is a tiny suit for a big woman...
Yikes! Looks like two kids and a ton of drugs and hamburgers are finally catching up...
