A new photo for the collection. At least Christina Aguilera has some class - she only shows it off through a tinted window!
When are these chicks going to learn?
A new photo for the collection. At least Christina Aguilera has some class - she only shows it off through a tinted window!
When are these chicks going to learn?
My dear readers - it's been a while since my last post. However, Britney Spears is in the news again and she just got me all fired up to update this Vox blog.
So this photo is pretty gross - and that's not strawberry jam folks! Furthermore, this is not a Tampax advertisement. It appears that feminine hygiene is not one of her strong points. I have read rumors that this photo was released to the paparazzi to dispel rumors that the Harlot of all Starlets is again prego.
This trainwreck just gets worse and worse...
The Britney Spears trainwreck continues. When she isn't eating, then throwing up, then eating, then throwing up, then drinking, then throwing up, then crying, then throwing up, she's flashing the only orfice on her body that can still carry a tune - albeit flat and off key. So what do the tabloids have to say about this new body part? Celebrity Ho Bag Magazine* raves about Britney Spears' vagina, calling it a sleezy but talented vegas lounge singer with a passion for tuna fish sandwiches!
In all seriousness, Britney Spears single-handedly keeps this blog in business. Without the lips, we don't get clicks! In this new set of photos, the Trailer Park Magazine* 2008 Mother of the Year flashes a vertical smile when stepping out of her new Chrysler Seabring.
*Note: Celebrity Ho Bag and Trailer Park Magazine are fictional :)
Here is the close up...
Proof that Britney Spears goes shopping for underwear at Walmart. I feel sorry for that car seat...
Holy Smokes Batman, what an incredible f-ing year for celebrity slip up photos!
Last week, pics surfaced featuring Vanessa Hudgens, the young starlet from the hit show "High School Musical." The photos were supposedly intended for her boyfriend and fellow co-star, Zac Efron, but thanks to some hacker, they are now available for everyone to enjoy!
We do want to point out that before posting these photos, we had to check young Vanessa's age to make sure that these photos were kosher for our blog. Rest assured my dear readers, Vanessa is definitely of age and you are all free to witness the glory of her good ol' fashioned "throw-back" beaver. That's right folks, Ms. Hudgens puts the bush back into our bush-less society. You go girl!
Does anyone else hear the 70's porn music in the background? Bow, Chingy, Bow, Bow...
Thanks to NS4W.org for this photo (BTW - love the fact that they got a .org on their URL - a non-profit for celebrity photos. Beautiful!)
We went rummaging around the web today for photos of the "Harlot of all Starlets", the one and only Paris Hilton. Like the Hollywood darlings Britney "My Kids Were Mistakes" Spears and Lindsay "What's it Like to be Sober?" Lohan, Paris shows the world why its sooooo cool to give the paparazzi an eyeful of 100% grade A roast beef sandwich! That's right, a good old fashion pussy slip, vagina slip, or whatever you want to call it.
I am just waiting for the episode when the boys from 'Pimp my Ride" trick out an old beat up truck with a new set of rims, a dope sound system, a Koi pond (or some random shit like that), and a young drunk celebrity going commando!
Also, just wanted to say thanks to all of you who have left comments and private messages - it's always nice to know that there are other "celebrity curious" people in the world (a.k.a. those of you who Google words like "Paris Hilton Vagina" and "Nude Celebrities"). Keep up the requests and we will keep posting!
Oh, and we are throwing in some boob shots and nipple slips as well. It's quite possible you are getting a dose of before and after boob job as well. We will let you decide.
I stumbled across this little "Web" gem on Google today. Everyone loves to criticize Britney Spears photos, so I am jumping on the bandwagon. I simply can't understand why she keeps exposing her massive ham-hawks to the public. Britney, some words of wisdom:
Tip #1: Don't spread your legs for the camera, even if you are wearing a skimpy suit (which is an improvement over this memorable event)
Tip #2: Kankles aren't cool
Tip #3: Learn how to stretch properly!
And this one is a doosy as well! That is a tiny suit for a big woman...
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Bai Ling is a popular Hollywood celebrity who doesn't seem to mind showing off her body. Below is a collection of Bai Ling nip slips that primarily feature Bai's right nipple. Her nips seem to see daylight quite often.
Bai also won the "Longest Nipple in Hollywood" award at the Celebrity Flasher Awards last June...
Another celebrity nipple slip. This time it's the ever so hot Eva Mendes. Given the circumstances, she still looks as elegant as ever. That said, if it wasn't for careless celebrities, this Vox blog wouldn't be in business!
Enjoy readers!
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I another vagina slip for the archives. Mariah Carey accidentally shows off her trimmed beaver as she exits her car. Too bad she couldn't be as careless as Britney and Lindsay!
Another shot of Lindsay Lohan showing a little to much...